I have a bunch of drafts written up from when I lived in Berkeley (you know, when I was bottled up by "well meaning peace-seekers" who hated me for having a different opinion) and I want to break them up into smaller, easily digestible word snacks because I think they are funny now that I'm in an environment that isn't as hostile to different views. But now, we have much *ahem* bigger problems: Midget fury.
According to The New York Post, the recent release of the film “Snow
White and the Huntsman” has created serious uproar in the community of
"little people." We all know that dwarves are an integral part of the
story, but the actors playing them were actually “full-size.” For this
reason, the Little People of America and dwarf actors are protesting the
film, even threatening a “100-Midget March.” Dwarf actor Danny Woodburn
is quoted to say, “this is akin to black face,” which was when white
people would paint their faces black to portray black individuals.
I can't believe that society has become so over-sensitive.
By sensitive, of course, I mean that we would forget little people
during such an economically deficient time. It's understandable that
they would feel so shortchanged. Sources say that the Little People of
America even offered to stunt the roles for minimum wage, but obviously
they were easily overlooked. Some would suggest that the dwarves are
being shortsighted and should just act like bigger men and walk away
from this small creative licensed script change. Perhaps Woodburn just
woke up on the wrong side of the shoebox, but he shouldn't have mounted a
soapbox expecting to become a big voice sharing the same arena as those
who have larger acting careers. Instead, they should look up to the
actors chosen to portray the 7 dwarves and realize that, in comparison,
their acting falls short. Perhaps this is just a poor attempt at trying
to revive their minuscule career by demanding that tall people be
discriminated against instead. But let's not jump to disproportionate
conclusions and instead be very compact in our thinking. Why should we
build up such a diminutive issue? We should empathize with their dilemma
and try not to look down on them during the 100 midget march.
Does this mean that there will be a fat woman march in protest of Tyler Perry movies? Oh, who am I kidding?